Become a London Escort

Immigration officers raided the well known London lap dancing club Sunset Strip in Dean Street Soho and arrested a 36 year old exotic dancer from Brazil. The lady in question has been moved to a UK detention centre awaiting deportation back to Brazil.

According to our sources the UK Border Agency have implemented a campaign to clamp down on London escorts and lap dancers who are working illegally in the UK.

London escorts who are residents in North Paddington and have taken part in the time swap scheme can now use there credits to buy tickets to shows at the Soho Theatre.

Chelsea escort girls are worried that they could be facing major disruptions to there incall business because 1000’s of basement flats in Chelsea, Kensington and Fulham are at risk of flooding from overburdened sewers.

Due to growing demand we are now providing all night escort visits to London hotels for £750 including many extras. Over the past six month we are finding that more and more gentlemen are booking our overnight London escort service so we feel it is only proper that we reward the loyalty of our clients with a price reduction.

The Lib Dems showed there displeasure this week on learning that the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden  are paying there CEO a £390,000 fat cat salary this, is quite understandable in view of the major cut backs being made in the public sector.

Forget the recession hotel room bookings in London are still on the way up. That’s why we’ve increased our London outcall escort service to accommodate the increase in demand for London hotel escorts.

Tea time at the Andaz Hotel in the City of London just got very interesting. The hotels super chic restaurant has devised a cup of tea with a real punch for there teatime customers. The menu includes a choice of Peppermint tea with vodka, Earl grey & gin and green tea with vodka the drinks are served cold in tea cups and seem to be a big hit with the customers.

North Wharf Road which is located near many of the incall escorts near Paddington Station is the least popular London cycle hire scheme docking station.

Now I am a die hard supporter of the London cycle hire scheme so I am going to encourage all of my girlfriends who live and work in the near by vicinity to ditch the buses, cars and taxis and grab one of Boris’s bikes when going on short journeys in Central London.

As with many incall escorts in Paddington & Central London I’ve invested heavily in the property market to ensure that I’ve got a decent pension when get to my retirement stage in life.

She’s slim stylish and very sophisticated, Emily is our newest Paddington incall escort and she’s very hot!

At 5’6 with very firm 34B breasts this is one sexy lady. Emily is an Eastern European fashion model however; to help supplement her income while living in Central London she is happy to provide an upscale female companionship service

Ella is absolutely stunning; lucky for us this gorgeous Chelsea escort has decided to join our Central London escorts agency and as you can see from her photos she is a fine specimen of a woman.

Let this be a lesson to all of us Knightsbridge & Chelsea escorts “don’t mess with London traffic wardens”

Well I can’t say that I was shocked when reading the newspaper last week to learn that two very affluent dashing gentlemen had parked in the wrong place outside my favourite hang out in Knightsbridge “that’s Harrods darling, for does of you who are not in the know”.

Due to the growing demand for our Paddington escort service we’ve decided to open a new luxury incall premises close to Praed Street Paddington London W2. The flat is currently being fitted out and will be open to our customer within two weeks time.

We are pulling out all the stops on this project and spending a lot of money to ensure that customers who visit our incall escorts in Paddington are entertained in a safe, discreet and extremely luxurious environment.